Two Kinds of Men In This World…

Those who will see this and make it into a sexual joke (and say it out loud) and those who will think it. Honestly, men are so predictable when it comes to their favorite personal pull toy.  My question is this: Why are men so ‘hung’ up on their penis size? We don’t go around cracking jokes about our boobs. Okay—once. Just once, and only because I was with girlfriends, and we were at Victoria’s Secret. And slightly inebriated. Okay, maybe more than slightly.

By the way, FYI, this is a loofah goard in it’s natural, vegetative state. Yep. That coarse, stiff yet spongy thing we women use on our skin to exfoliate in the shower—and no, exfoliate is NOT a code word for masturbate. Guys, you can wipe the grin off your face now.

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